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Total Medals Earned: 689 (From 96 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 10,545 Points

Die Hipster!

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)

02 The Least Interesting Man in the World 5 Points

well! what is it!

08 Artistic Potential 5 Points

prostration

01 The Final Elbows 5 Points

well! what it is!

03 ePolaroid 5 Points

*looks skyward*

04 The Smartest Man in the World 5 Points

*points down*

05 Billbored 5 Points

praise the sun!

06 Endgame 5 Points

*proper bow*

07 Moustache Man 5 Points

r1 r1 r1 r1

09 Hitmen 5 Points

roll bs roll bs roll bs

10 The Mast Judgement 5 Points

impossibru!

010 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

010 dies lol

020 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

020 dies

030 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

030 dies

040 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

040 dies

050 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

050 dies

060 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

060 dies

070 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

070 dies

080 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

080 dies

090 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

090 dies

100 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

100 dies omgwtf

Domo-Kun Angry Smashfest!

Medals Earned: 3/19 (25/430 points)

Patience 5 Points

Sit through the long-ass intro.

Gojira 10 Points

Make a new friend!

The Boy 10 Points

Dispense of the boy.

Backstory 10 Points

Discover the backstory.

Dance Party 10 Points

Get invited to the dance party!

Domo Hunt 10 Points

Find the hidden game.

Fat Bastard 10 Points

Bring out the fat man.

Giant Crab Battle 10 Points

Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.

Squigly Fish 10 Points

Find the Squigly Fish!

The Girl 10 Points

Dispense of the girl.

Dragonslayer 25 Points

Slay the dragon without getting hurt!

Zero Vengeance 25 Points

Beat level one without getting hurt.

A Smasher is You 50 Points

Win the game!

Dongle 50 Points

You'll know it when you see it!

Fast Smash 50 Points

Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.

Penguin Popper 50 Points

Destroy 90 Penguins.

Three Eddies 50 Points

Bring at least three Eddies to battle!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Don't Escape 3

Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/140 points)

Escape Pod 10 Points

Escape the UEFS Horizon.

Spaced 5 Points

That's an easy way out.

Decontamination 25 Points

Clear the Horizon's contamination level to 0%.

Hull Breach 25 Points

Make sure that the rescue ship survives after learning of the Horizon's fate.

The Truth 25 Points

Learn the truth behind Horizon's murders.

Lost In Space 50 Points

Make sure no one finds out anything about the UEFS Horizon incident... ever.

Doodle God

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)

Doodle Almost-God 10 Points

Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!

Doodle Demi-God 10 Points

Unlock half the category groups.

Doodle True-God 50 Points

Discover all elements.

Dungeon Dice

Medals Earned: 5/5 (45/45 points)

Blue Key 5 Points

Complete the second corridor

Dice Apprentice 5 Points

Defeat the first enemy

Green Key 5 Points

Complete the first corridor

Rusty Key 5 Points

Complete the last corridor

Dice Master 25 Points

Defeat the last enemy

Effing Worms 2

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Eat something tasty.

Ground Beef 10 Points

Eat 100 cows.

Nyan Bloodbath 10 Points

Eat 200 Nyan Cats.

Space Worm 10 Points

Destroy a UFO.

Terrorist Attack 10 Points

Take down a jumbo jet.

Evolution Complete 25 Points

Fully evolve and beat all the levels.

Killing Machine 25 Points

Get over 100 combo.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 27/44 (325/500 points)

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Epic Battle Fantasy

Medals Earned: 9/18 (115/460 points)

Beholder 10 Points

Slay the tentacle beast.

Defender 10 Points

Slay the sentinel.

King Slime 10 Points

Slay the giant slime.

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Mecha 10 Points

Slay the giant robot.

Regice 10 Points

Slay the Pokemanz.

Goku 50 Points

Slay your undead god.

Warrior 50 Points

Beat the game on Normal difficulty.

Hero 100 Points

Beat the game on Epic difficulty.

Knight 100 Points

Beat the game on Hard difficulty.

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Epos

Medals Earned: 2/10 (50/475 points)

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Escape Pico's Mansion

Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/220 points)

The Secret Room 10 Points

Find the Secret Room

Die 25 Points

Really? That's even possible?

Money Maker 10 Points

Money won't buy back the time you wasted.

Master Thief 25 Points

Who's going to need a diamond anyway?

Gluttony 50 Points

Get all the candy.

Escape! 100 Points

You've gotten out and can go back to trick-or-treating!